Why do things never workout when you plan things out?

I just moved to go to UNI and live in the upperclmen dorms. I'm a transfer student. My new years resolutions were to make friends and get a gf by new years but I haven't even got a date or have any girls on the radar. I feel dissapointed for I never been on a date and i'm 23. I can't join a frat bec. of my grades and hours of enrollment. It sucks. I hate my roommate. He's a slob and he's mad at me.